Dva vrhunska koščka satire.

Prvi akt: Evropski tehnološki bum – startup, ki mu je v šestih letih uspelo priti na 112 tisoč EUR prihodka

Drugi akt: Evropska komisija naj bi zaštartala iniciativo za lastno evropsko socialno omrežje, ki naj bi nadomestilo Muskov X. No, če bi, bi to omrežje moralo zadovoljiti le nekaj drobnih regulatornih zahtev:

The EU is launching a European alternative to Twitter / X

As one of the most successful European founders, I was personally consulted on the strategic direction

What to expect:

1. Every account must be verified in person, with notarized documents
2. All engagement metrics are hidden to protect mental health
3. Posts mentioning other users require that user’s written consent, certified by a public notary
4. The platform will be coded without AI assistance
5. Any developer caught using ChatGPT faces up to 18 months in prison
6. Projected user base by 2031: 1,200 monthly active users

X is completely cooked, I cannot imagine how Elon Musk must feel now